It didn't take long before I was trying to hold back the laughs: So that the students remain annonomous, I will use the name "Stu" for the student.
Me: Do you know your multiplication tables?
Stu: I had trouble last year remembering my times tables because I have so much cramed in there stuff keeps falling out like newspapers!!??? (Like newspapers?? did I miss something here??)
Stu: Guess where I get to go after school today.
Me: Where?
Stu: We get to go to Branson Ms.
Me: That will be fun.
Stu: Yea, we went to St. Louis once to get some eggs cause my moms trying to have some babies. (O.K. TMI, TMI!!!)
